Disclaimer: This guide is for all the young
prominent pointwhores out there who are
just trying to make it in the world without
violence. This is also above all philosophy
that I believe in.
Now, some of you may like troops, some of
you may despise them, some of you may be
getting hit by them, some of you may be
hitting someone with them. Truth be told, I
don't see the point, why the malice? Why the
'Zero Mercy' Policy? I say let' s drop it! This
guide here will show you exactly how
TribalWars can be played without
unnecessary violence.
Picture a TribalWars where everyone gets
along. Everyone likes everyone and everyone
is fine, you'd interact via mails & trade on
the market, huggle others and other such
goodness. A great TW community, free from
the villains, the evil people, scoundrels and
other barbaric types of people.
Of course, we would require some help
from the In-game mods as the young
pointwhore WILL need gray villages in order
to grow, no more nobleing other players
unless they're inactive - "grays are okays",
which by the way is what we chant whenever
we march through the tribalwars streets.
First thing you do, as soon as you join the
world is clicking the Rankings. That's the only
important thing for you to keep an eye on
from now on, you need to keep yourself high
in the rankings.
Now, what you do next is click 'Continent
Tribe' and apply for the Rank 1 tribe which
will then send you an invite as soon as
possible. If you see a chance to noble an
ally with no troops though then go for it.
Pointwhores must play sneaky.
When the Barracks ask you whether you
want troops or not, just say no. You will not
succumb to peer pressure, "no means no",
yadi yadi ya, I'm borrowing from feminists
here.
Now this is us at first:
Of course, we went straight for Statue.
Making a Paladin is acceptable to farm
grays if you want it but any other troop is a
big no- no.
Always remember, points scare people and
therefore points are key. This guide is all
about 'Power in Points', you need points to
get by, without them, you are defenseless,
you are weak, but with them, you are
gigantic and strong.
I will put the building order at the end so if
you'd like to skip the talking part then go
there.
Now some of you might think as I will put
Farm in that order .. "Farm? Really? The
building that allows you to make troops to
kill innocent players with?" Yes.. that's not
all the Farm does though, farm has a lot of
barnyard animals , cows, chickens and such
which you can make hamburgers for your
people with. Farm is also needed because
some villagers/slaves don't create anything
without having their pork and you all should
know better than coming between a slave
and their pork , you will get your fingers bit!
Last thing that Farm is neat for would be
scaring your enemy. Now some of you may
be thinking: "Scaring my enemy huh? How
the uhh.. Are chickens scary?" No, No, No.
If you have a big farm your enemies will
THINK that you have a lot of troops, which
you don't.
Some of you self- proclaimed elite players
out there may be thinking: "What a lame
theory, it would never work plus I'm elite, I
have troops & a cocky attitude too, I'm so
going to flame this."
I could prove you wrong right now but first
a little quote: "A spot where we can smoke
in peace, and even though we G 's
We still visualize places, where we can roll
in peace
And in my mind's eye I see this place, the
players go in fast
I got a spot for us all, so we can ball, at
thug's mansion"
"Just think of all the people that you knew in
the past
that passed on, they in heaven, found peace
at last
Picture a place that they exist, together
There has to be a place better than this, in
heaven
So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm
askin
Remember this face, save me a place, in
tribalhugs mansion" - Tupac Amaru Shakur.
What place is this, you ask?
Well, as I sat there one day in my village,
meditating as usual I suddently had a
thought. So me and my indian friends, slaves
& villagers, rode way North and I mean
wayyy North. Probably 400 hours by axe or
so.
What was I looking for? What did I find?
Here's what I found.
This is the place we found. No players, no
red dots, no blue dots, no light blue dots.
Alliances can be broken and they can be
your next red dots. No more dots, I'm tired
of discrimination.
Black, Blue, White, Yellow, Light Blue, Red
we're all human, no more violence. This
place has NO violence whatsoever. Take as
many village women as you want. Or if you
drive your truck on the other side of the
road, you can be a 'Village Person' and
have all the village men you want.
As you look into the picture, what do you
see? I see a pond, another one and a third.
Pure and untouched nature and no iron
pollution because we don't do troops. You
could have one of these pools for your
villages children to swim in. Another one for
drinking and heat the water in the third for
some good times.
There's also clay on the bottom of these
ponds. Dive down there, get some clay and
go back to the village. Open a McDonald's
restaurant. "But where do we get the
meat?" One might ask. You don't need
meat, make McClayBurgers. You put the clay
inside along with some insect from the
bottom of the pond and you' ve got yourself
some first class food and a fat free
McDonalds!
So yes, what I mean by this is that.. This
place does exist, you just need to think
outside of the box and by the box I mean
your 13x13 map.
Now, to the Build Order.
If it's a world where you actually need to
construct your mines you will want to do at
least 1 level of each there.
So, first of all go for Statue. It's good points
and true to our philosophy: "The More
Points the Merrier". So that's good.
Now what you want to do is..
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 lvl
Hiding Place Lvl 3
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 4
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 5
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 6
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 7
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 8
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 9
Timber Mine 1 Level > Clay Mine 1 Lvl > Iron
Mine 1 Lvl
Hiding Place 10
Now remember, Hiding Place are very
important because some 13x13 s have
thieves, beware of hardcore farmers as
those are the absolute worst enemies of the
common pointwhore.
After this you should have either 8/ 8/8 in
mines or 11/ 11/ 9 depending on the world
you could have something else.
Getting bored of mines & Hiding Place
aren't we?
Well, next go for the following:
Village HQ 1-3
Warehouse 2
Construct Market
Construct Barracks
Construct Wall
Mmm.. Points, plus Wall will be good in the
beginning.
Next of I want you to go for the following:
Mines - 15/ 15/ 15
After that go for Village HQ 10.
Then Construct and Build Smithy up to level
5.
Next off go for Barracks five after which you
will construct stable.
*Sniff Sniff* Do you smell something? I smell
points!
Now you may want to go for Smithy Level
10.. Some of you may be thinking: "Yuck,
Smithy Yuck so long to build and so not
much point rewards. . My Rankings. ."
Be patient, a patient PointWhore is a good
PointWhore.
Now you construct Workshop. Any real
PointWhore would know that a construction
equals points and we like points, have I
stressed that point too much?
It's mine-time again, you like mines because
they bring you resources , resources bring
you points and we like points.
Get your mines to 20/20 /20 now.
Next off you want to go for Market 10,
Market is a FastPoint restaurant that serves
you points quick as McDonald's gets you
fast-food . We'll get back to that later but
this is for the nobleman requirement, not
that you 'll need that just yet but the
Academy points are good.
Ahh, the village HQ. Tired of that little
somewhat-lame -building in the middle of
your villages? Embarrassed perhaps? Well,
it's time to get your castle and no I don't
mean Level 15, you need to think outside of
the box.
Raise your Village HQ to 25 = Fast Buildings
= Fast points.
Now go for 24/ 24/ 24 resources.
Now stop by at the McMarket and order
some points, level 15 Market in just a
minute sounds good to me.
You're not too far away from the big bang
now (The Academy).
Your smithy is now 10 and your market is
15.. What I want you to do is mix Smithy
and Market. Build 1 Smithy / 1 Market -
Smithy / Market until you' ve got 20 Smithy
and 25 market.
Yes, you'd now be the Master of the Market
and would get your merchants license, you
could sell illegal spices or whatever.
If your warehouse isn't too big then
upgrade it until it can contain the resources
you need in order to create an academy.
Remember that you can actually use the
market if your resources aren't balanced.
Now, it's time, this is IT, the moment you' ve
been waiting for. Every pointwhore likes this
part, every single one. Yes, take a minute
and stare at the Construct button on the
right side of the academy. Just watch it,
watch the academy too. Think of the points
for a minute, enjoy the moment because it is
a moment you will not experience again for
a while.
Now press it, go away for a few hours, have
a drink, watch a movie, have fun with
yourself .
Be sure to be back in time though. When it's
constructed I suggest you keep pressing F8
as you will enjoy it soo much more when it
happens, and well, a moment later..
SHIZZAM 512 POINTS! Just like that, pretty
simple and great.
But it is not over when you've built your
Academy, no no .
Now I want you to go for 30 Village HQ.
Become a first class construction worker,
this is what you are.. A professional.
Now it's time for Warehouse 30 and Mines
30/30 /30 ..
Now you've got the most stable res
incoming a pointwhore can get! Time for
some action.. Yeah I said it, this of course
does NOT involve harming another player
unless he's inactive. You will only noble gray
villages, "grays are okays".
Work your way up to 20 Barracks, do 100
spears on the way. Meanwhile / After that
save up for a noble and noble the largest
gray village nearby and build that up too!
Next go for Barracks 25, it's points, it's easy
AND we like maxed things.
Remember, keep doing the same thing in
your second village, get another noble when
ever and noble another one etc. Keep your
PointWhoring Empire Growing.
Now to another solid PointMaker - Go for
Workshop 15, this baby's got some juicy
points too.
A lot of warfare is based on deception,
remember that. There ARE mean people out
there and you MIGHT have to deal with
them. Build your farm up to level 30, people
will think that you have troops which is
something we both know.. you don't. . but
thinking it is just as good as having 'em.
Now go for Wall 20. "Wall 20? But I don't
have troops?!" Well, if you had taken my
advice in the first place you'd be in the
number one tribe in your continent, they
MIGHT send you some support and noobs
rarely attack the local pointwhore giant on
the rim.
Now go for Stable 20.

Remember to always keep pushing for new
nobles first, you get points from nobeling
grays and building them too ;)
--
Stay safe, stop the violence.
Guide/Philosphy made by Kangaroom -
Allyboo - SomeRandomAustralian (He
doesn't have a name that I acknowledge.)